MisticalMisty
Well-Known Member
Pick the month you were born:
January----I kicked
February---I loved
March------I smoked
April--------I dry humped
May---------I choked on
June---------I murdered
July----------I did the Macarena with
August------I had lunch with
September--I danced with
October-----I sang to
November--I yelled at
December--I ran over
Pick the day (number) you were born on:
1--------a birdbath
2--------a monster
3--------a phone
4--------a fork
5--------a Mexican
6--------a gangster
7--------my cell phone
8--------my dog
9--------my best friends boyfriend
10-------my neighbor
11-------my science teacher
12-------a banana
13-------a fireman
14-------a stuffed animal
15-------a goat
16-------a pickle
17-------your Mom
18-------a spoon
19-------myself
20-------Chuck Norris
21-------a ninja
22-------a baseball bat
23-------a noodle
24-------a squirrel
25-------a football player
26-------my sister
27-------my brother
28-------an ipod
29-------a permanent marker
30-------a llama
31-------A homeless guy
Pick the color of shirt you are wearing:
White------because I'm cool like that
Black------because that's how I roll.
Pink--------because I'm NOT a homosexual.
Red---------because the voices told me to.
Blue--------because I'm sexy and I do what I want
Green------because I hate myself.
Purple-----because I'm cool.
Gray--------because I was drunk
Yellow-----because someone offered me 1,000,000 dollars
Orange----because I hate my family.
Brown-----because I was high.
Other-------because I'm a ninja.
None------ because I can't control myself
You're turn!
Have fun...
January----I kicked
February---I loved
March------I smoked
April--------I dry humped
May---------I choked on
June---------I murdered
July----------I did the Macarena with
August------I had lunch with
September--I danced with
October-----I sang to
November--I yelled at
December--I ran over
Pick the day (number) you were born on:
1--------a birdbath
2--------a monster
3--------a phone
4--------a fork
5--------a Mexican
6--------a gangster
7--------my cell phone
8--------my dog
9--------my best friends boyfriend
10-------my neighbor
11-------my science teacher
12-------a banana
13-------a fireman
14-------a stuffed animal
15-------a goat
16-------a pickle
17-------your Mom
18-------a spoon
19-------myself
20-------Chuck Norris
21-------a ninja
22-------a baseball bat
23-------a noodle
24-------a squirrel
25-------a football player
26-------my sister
27-------my brother
28-------an ipod
29-------a permanent marker
30-------a llama
31-------A homeless guy
Pick the color of shirt you are wearing:
White------because I'm cool like that
Black------because that's how I roll.
Pink--------because I'm NOT a homosexual.
Red---------because the voices told me to.
Blue--------because I'm sexy and I do what I want
Green------because I hate myself.
Purple-----because I'm cool.
Gray--------because I was drunk
Yellow-----because someone offered me 1,000,000 dollars
Orange----because I hate my family.
Brown-----because I was high.
Other-------because I'm a ninja.
None------ because I can't control myself
You're turn!
Have fun...
