My eyes are funny. My right eye is grand, a 20. My left eye, however, is complete shite. I cannot make out the giant "E" on the eye exam board from ten feet away.
I wanted a monocle, but you know, beggers can't be choosers. And that's so 17th century.
*Yeah, that's right! I *didn't* use the self timer, because I'm lazy.
I also like making ridiculous faces.
I wanted a monocle, but you know, beggers can't be choosers. And that's so 17th century.
*Yeah, that's right! I *didn't* use the self timer, because I'm lazy.
I also like making ridiculous faces.
