MisticalMisty
Well-Known Member
A group of Texas A & M friends went deer hunting and paired off in twos
for the day. That night, one of the hunters returned alone, staggering under
the weight of an 8-point buck.
"Where's Henry?" the others asked.
"Henry had a stroke of some kind. He's a couple of miles back up the
trail," the successful hunter replied.
"You left Henry laying out there and carried the deer back?" they
inquired.
"A tough call," nodded the hunter. "But I figured no one is going to steal
Henry!"
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A University of Texas senior from Oklahoma was over heard saying, "When
the end of the world comes, I hope to be back in Oklahoma."
When asked why, he stated that everything happens there 20 years later
than in the rest of the civilized world.
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The young Texan came running into the store and said to his buddy,
"Bubba, somebody just stole your pickup truck from the parking lot!"
Bubba replied, "Did you see who it was?"
The young Texan answered, "I couldn't tell, but I got the license number."
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**Note: Love this one!! PKN
NEWS FLASH! -
Texas worst air disaster occurred when a small 2-seat Cessna 150 plane,
piloted by 2 Texas A&M students, crashed into a College Station cemetery
earlier today.
Search and rescue workers have recovered 300 bodies so far and expect the
number to climb as digging continues into the evening.
The pilot and copilot survived and are helping in the recovery efforts.
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A Texas State trooper pulled over an Oklahoma pickup on I-35.
The trooper asked, "Got any ID?"
The driver replied, "Bout' whut?"
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A Texan had a flat tire, pulled off on the side of the road, and
proceeded to put a bouquet of flowers in front of the car and one behind it.
Then he got back in the car to wait.
A passerby studied the scene as he drove by and was so curious he turned
around and went back. He asked the fellow what the problem was.
The man replied, "I have a flat tire."
The passerby asked, "But what's with the flowers?"
The man responded, "When you break down, they tell you to put flares in
the front and flares in the back. I never did understand it either.
for the day. That night, one of the hunters returned alone, staggering under
the weight of an 8-point buck.
"Where's Henry?" the others asked.
"Henry had a stroke of some kind. He's a couple of miles back up the
trail," the successful hunter replied.
"You left Henry laying out there and carried the deer back?" they
inquired.
"A tough call," nodded the hunter. "But I figured no one is going to steal
Henry!"
========================================================
A University of Texas senior from Oklahoma was over heard saying, "When
the end of the world comes, I hope to be back in Oklahoma."
When asked why, he stated that everything happens there 20 years later
than in the rest of the civilized world.
========================================================
The young Texan came running into the store and said to his buddy,
"Bubba, somebody just stole your pickup truck from the parking lot!"
Bubba replied, "Did you see who it was?"
The young Texan answered, "I couldn't tell, but I got the license number."
====================================================
**Note: Love this one!! PKN
NEWS FLASH! -
Texas worst air disaster occurred when a small 2-seat Cessna 150 plane,
piloted by 2 Texas A&M students, crashed into a College Station cemetery
earlier today.
Search and rescue workers have recovered 300 bodies so far and expect the
number to climb as digging continues into the evening.
The pilot and copilot survived and are helping in the recovery efforts.
========================================================
A Texas State trooper pulled over an Oklahoma pickup on I-35.
The trooper asked, "Got any ID?"
The driver replied, "Bout' whut?"
========================================================
A Texan had a flat tire, pulled off on the side of the road, and
proceeded to put a bouquet of flowers in front of the car and one behind it.
Then he got back in the car to wait.
A passerby studied the scene as he drove by and was so curious he turned
around and went back. He asked the fellow what the problem was.
The man replied, "I have a flat tire."
The passerby asked, "But what's with the flowers?"
The man responded, "When you break down, they tell you to put flares in
the front and flares in the back. I never did understand it either.
