What a strange way to come back. But I'm at a loss.
Kama sutra and all them cover a lot of stuff. Standing, sitting, kneeling, blah, blah.
Some of them even cover some odd things; the guy is 6'2" and the girl is a 4'-nothing midget.... HE only has one leg, SHE only has one leg, yadda, yah.
Something I have not found yet in these old, true to form books:
WHAT IF THE GIRL IS TALLER?
I'm some 5'10" and he's about 5'4"-5'6", and sex is a REAL PAIN in almost any position but basic "female on the bottom and flat on her back".
(Not to mention that on a 1-10 my hole is like, a 3, and his member's like, a 9.... You know, porn magazine dreams. Well, I got one. NYAHHH.)
Even standing from behind is a mess, unless he's got a coupla phone books or sommat, y'know? No chair I've found is short enough (not even our ghetto-ass midget made love seat...!); I can't hold my knees bent that far long enough; there are no stairs in our trailer.... etc, etc, etc. Not excuses; tried and true.
So.
I need ideas.
He and I BOTH want more than basic shit, and I can't find anything on my own (lack of time, and now I stay some 40 miles away from the computer about three out of five nights)..... And I can't burn DVDs and research at the same time.... 9.9;;
Anyone have anything?
He keeps telling me to get creative.
However, creativity cannot always account for size differences when faced with time restrictions.
ps: we're trying to get a frame set up for one of those sling/swing things.
(pps: past the height thing, we're both about the same size: slightly overweight per height. but nothing requiring "special" positions.)
Kama sutra and all them cover a lot of stuff. Standing, sitting, kneeling, blah, blah.
Some of them even cover some odd things; the guy is 6'2" and the girl is a 4'-nothing midget.... HE only has one leg, SHE only has one leg, yadda, yah.
Something I have not found yet in these old, true to form books:
WHAT IF THE GIRL IS TALLER?
I'm some 5'10" and he's about 5'4"-5'6", and sex is a REAL PAIN in almost any position but basic "female on the bottom and flat on her back".
(Not to mention that on a 1-10 my hole is like, a 3, and his member's like, a 9.... You know, porn magazine dreams. Well, I got one. NYAHHH.)
Even standing from behind is a mess, unless he's got a coupla phone books or sommat, y'know? No chair I've found is short enough (not even our ghetto-ass midget made love seat...!); I can't hold my knees bent that far long enough; there are no stairs in our trailer.... etc, etc, etc. Not excuses; tried and true.
So.
I need ideas.
He and I BOTH want more than basic shit, and I can't find anything on my own (lack of time, and now I stay some 40 miles away from the computer about three out of five nights)..... And I can't burn DVDs and research at the same time.... 9.9;;
Anyone have anything?
He keeps telling me to get creative.
However, creativity cannot always account for size differences when faced with time restrictions.
ps: we're trying to get a frame set up for one of those sling/swing things.
(pps: past the height thing, we're both about the same size: slightly overweight per height. but nothing requiring "special" positions.)
