TheSadeianLinguist
Coin-Operated
This is for the women sick and tired of being solicited in chat and on the board!
So I've been receiving these PMs that are famous with the ladies of the board. I decided to have some fun, and share:
Fatten Me Up
I'm 5'11,150, six pack, waist 30, will you feed me and make me into a very big man with a belly that rests in my lap when I sit down?
My Reply:
Sure. Where are you located?
Re: Fatten Me Up
I'm from Ohio, you? How old are you? Whats your weight and height? Email me sometime [email protected] Would you love to feed me and make me into a very big man?
My Reply:
TN. Sure, I'd love that. I don't think my stats are important. We could meet halfway in KY, you know.
Re:
Sounds great! Are you single? Would you come to Ohio and go to an amusement park with me? How old are you? Are you single? Would you love to see me go from thin and fit to fat and out of shape?
My Reply:
Oh, none of that's important. I'd rather not go anywhere public. And you probably shouldn't tell any of your friends or family about the meeting. Couldn't we just meet in a motel for a secret weekend of fun?
Re:
Are you older then 18? You should come to Ohio, i can get a hotel for us. Will you feed me!
My Reply:
Of course. I'd rather book the room though. What's the town?
Re:
___, Ohio. I just want to meet and see how we like each other. Are you older then 18? Your a pretty woman.
My Reply:
Yes. But remember, no telling your friends or family where you're going. Also, don't bring a cell phone. Or any form of identification.
Re:
Why is that? You are starting to scare me?
My Reply:
Don't worry! It'll be fun! I hear the Red Roof Inn there is nice. Come on. There's a phone in the room. Why do you need one on you? Paranoid!
Re:
Sounds great! What time and day? You have no STD's? Do you sleep around a lot? I want us to have a long-term relationship.
My Reply:
How about June 9, around 2 PM? Well, as for my sexual history, I don't think that will matter much to you in the long run.
Just remember: No ID, no phone, no cops! And remember, I don't tolerate liars.
Re:
Why no ID? Do you still want to see each other after this? You have no sexual transmitted diseases? Have you ever fed a guy before?
My Reply:
Oh, I get the feeling I'll be seeing lots of you all over the motel room after the weekend's over.
The latest:
Him:
Will I see you after the weekend? I want you to be my gf and feed me until I am 300 pounds![/QUOTE]
Me:
Guess you'll have to find out! In the meantime, I would suggest if you want us to be together, make Margo Elizabeth Kithers* the beneficiary in your will.
*I'm not sure Kithers is even a real name.
So I've been receiving these PMs that are famous with the ladies of the board. I decided to have some fun, and share:
Fatten Me Up
I'm 5'11,150, six pack, waist 30, will you feed me and make me into a very big man with a belly that rests in my lap when I sit down?
My Reply:
Sure. Where are you located?
Re: Fatten Me Up
I'm from Ohio, you? How old are you? Whats your weight and height? Email me sometime [email protected] Would you love to feed me and make me into a very big man?
My Reply:
TN. Sure, I'd love that. I don't think my stats are important. We could meet halfway in KY, you know.
Re:
Sounds great! Are you single? Would you come to Ohio and go to an amusement park with me? How old are you? Are you single? Would you love to see me go from thin and fit to fat and out of shape?
My Reply:
Oh, none of that's important. I'd rather not go anywhere public. And you probably shouldn't tell any of your friends or family about the meeting. Couldn't we just meet in a motel for a secret weekend of fun?
Re:
Are you older then 18? You should come to Ohio, i can get a hotel for us. Will you feed me!
My Reply:
Of course. I'd rather book the room though. What's the town?
Re:
___, Ohio. I just want to meet and see how we like each other. Are you older then 18? Your a pretty woman.
My Reply:
Yes. But remember, no telling your friends or family where you're going. Also, don't bring a cell phone. Or any form of identification.
Re:
Why is that? You are starting to scare me?
My Reply:
Don't worry! It'll be fun! I hear the Red Roof Inn there is nice. Come on. There's a phone in the room. Why do you need one on you? Paranoid!
Re:
Sounds great! What time and day? You have no STD's? Do you sleep around a lot? I want us to have a long-term relationship.
My Reply:
How about June 9, around 2 PM? Well, as for my sexual history, I don't think that will matter much to you in the long run.
Just remember: No ID, no phone, no cops! And remember, I don't tolerate liars.
Re:
Why no ID? Do you still want to see each other after this? You have no sexual transmitted diseases? Have you ever fed a guy before?
My Reply:
Oh, I get the feeling I'll be seeing lots of you all over the motel room after the weekend's over.
The latest:
Him:
Will I see you after the weekend? I want you to be my gf and feed me until I am 300 pounds![/QUOTE]
Me:
Guess you'll have to find out! In the meantime, I would suggest if you want us to be together, make Margo Elizabeth Kithers* the beneficiary in your will.
*I'm not sure Kithers is even a real name.
