It's been one of those days!!!
San Diego, California...
A Highway Patrolman pulled a car over and told the driver that
because he had been wearing his seat belt, he had just won $5,000 in the statewide safety competition.
"What are you going to do with the money?" asked the policeman.
"Well, I guess I'm going to get a driver's license," he answered.
"Oh, don't listen to him," yelled a woman in the passenger seat. "He's a smart Aleck when he's drunk."
This woke up the guy in the back seat who took one look at the cop
And moaned, "I knew we wouldn't get far in a stolen car."
At that moment, there was a knock from the trunk and a voice said, in Spanish, "Are we over the border yet?"
(I received this in an e-mail and it made me laugh, so I thought I would share it with those here whose posts often make me smile or laugh. Thanks for that.)
San Diego, California...
A Highway Patrolman pulled a car over and told the driver that
because he had been wearing his seat belt, he had just won $5,000 in the statewide safety competition.
"What are you going to do with the money?" asked the policeman.
"Well, I guess I'm going to get a driver's license," he answered.
"Oh, don't listen to him," yelled a woman in the passenger seat. "He's a smart Aleck when he's drunk."
This woke up the guy in the back seat who took one look at the cop
And moaned, "I knew we wouldn't get far in a stolen car."
At that moment, there was a knock from the trunk and a voice said, in Spanish, "Are we over the border yet?"
(I received this in an e-mail and it made me laugh, so I thought I would share it with those here whose posts often make me smile or laugh. Thanks for that.)
