LIES- biggest clichés of internet dating & chatting

[olivefun]

Hearing my friends talk about life in the trenches, I thought it would be good to list the best excuses and clichés you've encountered online dating, chatting cyber-sexing, whatever...

• Oh no, my webcam just fell, it is not working.

• No I am not married, I just have a room mate with the same last name as me. We don't have sex, we just co-parent.

• That is my work email, I don't have one at home.

• You are my one and only, but uh, let's not tell anyone in the chatroom we are together, ok?

I am sure other ones will come to mind...
:smitten: :doh:

 

[Jane]

 

[Aliena]

 

[swamptoad]

 

[Aliena]

 

[Jes]

 

[mybluice]

 

[Tina]

 

[MissToodles]

 

[Jack Skellington]

 

[fatlane]

 

[Jane]

 

[LarryTheShiveringChipmunk]

 

[Jane]

 

[chocolate desire]

 

[olivefun]

 

[chocolate desire]

 

[comngetmeFA]

 

[mybluice]

 

[fatlane]