ThatFatGirl
Why am I still here?
Ashley Madison Agency - A dating service for married people who want to cheat with 2.8 million members. I'm not shocked this service exists, I'm just sorry they have to diss a bbw in the TV ad.
She's a lot cuter than him anyway. In the sequel that exists only in my mind, she discovers what he's up to, divorces him, gets a hefty alimony settlement and the cool apartment, meets an FA who adores her and they live happily ever after. Her idiot ex ends up alone and miserable with a nasty STD cruising 17 yr-olds on myspace.
She's a lot cuter than him anyway. In the sequel that exists only in my mind, she discovers what he's up to, divorces him, gets a hefty alimony settlement and the cool apartment, meets an FA who adores her and they live happily ever after. Her idiot ex ends up alone and miserable with a nasty STD cruising 17 yr-olds on myspace.