I thought this was to funny not to share.. and hey iof it gets me better gifts on Valentine's I am up for it! 
Looking for a Guys holiday in response to our Valentine's Day!!!
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>>>We can get this done.
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>>>Friends, I need your help, please spread the word . . .
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>>>With Valentines Day just past , a friend of mine came up with a
>>>really great idea! . Every 14th of February guys get the chance to
>>>display our love for our wives or girlfriends, by showering them with
>>>gifts, flowers, dinner, shows and any other baubles and bagles that
>>>women find romantic.
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>>> Every Valentines Day we rack our brains for that one special,
>>>unique gift that will show our wives or girlfriends that we really
>>>love them more than anything.
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>>>Now ladies, I'll let you in on a little secret..... guys really don't
>>>enjoy this that much. Sure seeing that smile on your face when we get
>>>it right is priceless, but that smile is the result of weeks of
>>>blood, sweat and consideration. Another secret.... guys feel left
>>>out. That's right...left out!
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>>>There's no special holiday for the ladies to show their appreciation
>>>for the men in their life. Which is why we need a new holiday for
>>>just for guys.
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>>>We need to make MARCH 20th officially, "Steak and Blowjob Day".
>>>Simple, effective and self-explanatory.... this holiday will be
>>>created so you ladies finally have a day to show your man just how much you love him.
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>>>No cards, no flowers, no special nights on the town - the name of the
>>>holiday explains it all.... just a steak and a BJ. That's it.
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>>>I feel certain guys would support this holiday pretty much unanimously.
>>>(Well, maybe there are guys out there that don't care for steak.)
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>>>Anyway, I see this twin pair of Valentines Day and Steak & Blowjob
>>>Day ushering in a new age of love as men everywhere will try THAT
>>>much harder in February to ensure a more memorable March! It's like a
>>>perpetual love machine. The word is already beginning to spread, but
>>>as with any new idea, it needs a little push to start the ball
>>>rolling.
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>>>Now, I know you all pass on those stupid, sappy, friendship chain
>>>e-mails, so you can certainly pass this on! It's important and will
>>>mean a lot to us guys! Spread the word, and help bring love and peace
>>>to this crazy world.
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>>>Thank you for your support and have a Happy S & BJ Day!
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Looking for a Guys holiday in response to our Valentine's Day!!!
>>>
>>>We can get this done.
>>>
>>>Friends, I need your help, please spread the word . . .
>>>
>>>With Valentines Day just past , a friend of mine came up with a
>>>really great idea! . Every 14th of February guys get the chance to
>>>display our love for our wives or girlfriends, by showering them with
>>>gifts, flowers, dinner, shows and any other baubles and bagles that
>>>women find romantic.
>>>
>>> Every Valentines Day we rack our brains for that one special,
>>>unique gift that will show our wives or girlfriends that we really
>>>love them more than anything.
>>>
>>>Now ladies, I'll let you in on a little secret..... guys really don't
>>>enjoy this that much. Sure seeing that smile on your face when we get
>>>it right is priceless, but that smile is the result of weeks of
>>>blood, sweat and consideration. Another secret.... guys feel left
>>>out. That's right...left out!
>>>
>>>There's no special holiday for the ladies to show their appreciation
>>>for the men in their life. Which is why we need a new holiday for
>>>just for guys.
>>>
>>>We need to make MARCH 20th officially, "Steak and Blowjob Day".
>>>Simple, effective and self-explanatory.... this holiday will be
>>>created so you ladies finally have a day to show your man just how much you love him.
>>>
>>>No cards, no flowers, no special nights on the town - the name of the
>>>holiday explains it all.... just a steak and a BJ. That's it.
>>>
>>>I feel certain guys would support this holiday pretty much unanimously.
>>>(Well, maybe there are guys out there that don't care for steak.)
>>>
>>>Anyway, I see this twin pair of Valentines Day and Steak & Blowjob
>>>Day ushering in a new age of love as men everywhere will try THAT
>>>much harder in February to ensure a more memorable March! It's like a
>>>perpetual love machine. The word is already beginning to spread, but
>>>as with any new idea, it needs a little push to start the ball
>>>rolling.
>>>
>>>Now, I know you all pass on those stupid, sappy, friendship chain
>>>e-mails, so you can certainly pass this on! It's important and will
>>>mean a lot to us guys! Spread the word, and help bring love and peace
>>>to this crazy world.
>>>
>>>Thank you for your support and have a Happy S & BJ Day!
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