rabbitislove
24 Carrot Magic
So I've been living with my parents since April, and a week ago Friday my grandpa moves in for a month, and he's always fun to have around. We were out on the porch talking with my sister and the following conversation ensues:
Me: My parents never met my last two ex's
Grandpa: Were they idiots like Dave (my abusive ex)
Kim: No they were just fat.
Grandpa: Oh those fat boys are okay. You can lean them down.
Me (thinking): Yeah, thats why I date em, to slim em out. Not that I'm a chubby chaser or anything...
Me: My parents never met my last two ex's
Grandpa: Were they idiots like Dave (my abusive ex)
Kim: No they were just fat.
Grandpa: Oh those fat boys are okay. You can lean them down.
Me (thinking): Yeah, thats why I date em, to slim em out. Not that I'm a chubby chaser or anything...