My mom - that funny old lady

[Sandie_Zitkus]

While my folks were here for Thanksgiving she and my dad tried to help out around our house. My mom decided to do our laundry. She was emptying out the drier when she came upon Wayne's jock. She picked it up walking our living room with it and said to me:

"Sandie - is this yours?"

I looked at her for a moment and then said:

"Why yes mom - yes it is. Have I told you I have a penis and testicles now?"

She looked at what she was holding again and mumbled as she walked back to the bedroom:

"Shit! Here's yer sign!!!"

My mom - she's pretty funny.

 

[missaf]

 

[abluesman]