Ample Pie
Fattitude Problem
Okay, I'm not wholly sure if this belongs in this forum, but it does deal with feederism, so here I shall put it. 
I am not shy and I have never really hidden things from my mom, but I also don't go out of my way to overload her with information she might not want. I kind of tell her things in the way that people say you should answer kids when they ask about sex--I just tell her the basics. So she knows a bit about feeders/feedees, but we don't discuss the details. She doesn't quite get it but she also doesn't give much of a damn what I do so long as I'm happy and safe.
Anyway..........
My mom is a large lady. She isn't as big as I am but she's pretty close. There's a man in our neighborhood who hits on her a lot! His wife had WLS and now she's quite thin--apparently he's unsatisfied. Because of that, my mother doesn't accept his advances but she is polite to him (as that's her way). Yesterday, he was sitting on our patio with my mom and a bunch of other people.
Out of the blue, he says to her, "If I buy you a Big Boy, will you let me watch you eat it?"
Silence. My mom is obviously offended by this question and I'm waiting to hear what she shoots back in return.
"Big Boys are trash. You'll have to do better than that if you want to watch me eat."
So he offered to take her out for steak. She declined, obviously, due to the fact that he's married and a player, but.... quite funny nonetheless.
I am not shy and I have never really hidden things from my mom, but I also don't go out of my way to overload her with information she might not want. I kind of tell her things in the way that people say you should answer kids when they ask about sex--I just tell her the basics. So she knows a bit about feeders/feedees, but we don't discuss the details. She doesn't quite get it but she also doesn't give much of a damn what I do so long as I'm happy and safe.
Anyway..........
My mom is a large lady. She isn't as big as I am but she's pretty close. There's a man in our neighborhood who hits on her a lot! His wife had WLS and now she's quite thin--apparently he's unsatisfied. Because of that, my mother doesn't accept his advances but she is polite to him (as that's her way). Yesterday, he was sitting on our patio with my mom and a bunch of other people.
Out of the blue, he says to her, "If I buy you a Big Boy, will you let me watch you eat it?"
Silence. My mom is obviously offended by this question and I'm waiting to hear what she shoots back in return.
"Big Boys are trash. You'll have to do better than that if you want to watch me eat."
So he offered to take her out for steak. She declined, obviously, due to the fact that he's married and a player, but.... quite funny nonetheless.
