Wayne_Zitkus
Proud FA Since 1962
ALABAMA: Hell Yes, We Have Electricity!
ALASKA: 11,623 Eskimos Can't Be Wrong!
ARIZONA: But It's a Dry Heat
ARKANSAS: Literacy Ain't Everything!
CALIFORNIA: By 30, Our Women Have More Plastic Than Your Honda!
COLORADO: If You Don't Ski, Don't Bother!
CONNECTICUT: Like Massachusetts, Only the Kennedy's Don't Own it-Yet
DELAWARE: We Really Do Like the Chemicals in our Water!
FLORIDA: Ask Us About Our Grandkids
GEORGIA: We Put the "Fun" in Fundamentalist Extremism
HAWAI: Haka Tiki Mou Sha'ami Lecki Toru (Death to Mainland Scum, But Leave Your Money!)
IDAHO: More Than Just Potatoes...Well, Okay, We're Not, But the Potatoes Sure Are Real Good!
ILLINOIS: Please Don't Pronounce the "S"
INDIANA: 2 Billion Years Tidal Wave Free!
IOWA: We Do Amazing Things With Corn!
KANSAS: First of the Rectangle States
KENTUCKY: Five Million People: Fifteen Last Names
LOUISIANA: We're Not ALL Drunk Cajun Wackos, But That's Our Tourism Campaign!
MAINE: We're Really Cold, But We Have Cheap Lobster
MARYLAND: If You Can Dream it, We Can Tax It!
MASSACHUSETTS: Our Taxes Are Less Than Sweden's (For Most Tax Brackets)
MICHIGAN: First Line of Defense From the Canadians!
MINNESOTA: 10,000 Lakes...And 10,000,000,000,000 Mosquitos
MISSISSIPPI: Come and Feel Better About Your Own State
MISSOURI: Your Federal Flood Relief Tax Dollars at Work!
MONTANA: Land of the Big Sky, The Unabomber, Right-wing Crazies, and Very Little Else!
NEBRASKA: Ask About Our State Motto Contest
NEVADA: Hookers and Poker!
NEW HAMPSHIRE: Go Away and Leave Us Alone!
NEW JERSEY: You Want a *^$&#(*@*$(#&*^$% Motto? I Got Yer *$&#^@**&%$ Motto Right Here!
NEW MEXICO: Lizards Make Excellent Pets!
NEW YORK: You Have the Right to Remain Silent, You Have the Right to an Attorney.......
NORTH CAROLINA: Tobacco is a Vegetable!
NORTH DAKOTA: We Really Are One of the 50 States!
OHIO: At Least We're Not Michigan!
OKLAHOMA: Like the Play, Only No Singing
OREGON: Spotted Owl...It's What's for Dinner!
PENNSYLVANIA: Cook With Coal
RHODE ISLAND: We're Not REALLY an Island!
SOUTH CAROLINA: Remember the Civil War? We Didn't Actually Surrender
SOUTH DAKOTA: Closer Than North Dakota
TENNESSEE: The Educashun State
TEXAS: Si Hablo Ingles (Yes, I speak English)
UTAH: Our Jesus is Better Than Your Jesus
VERMONT: Yep!
VIRGINIA: Who Says Government Stiffs and Slackjaw Yokels Don't Mix?
WASHINGTON: Help! We're Overrun by Nerds and Slackers!
WASHINGTON, D.C.: Wanna Be Mayor?
WEST VIRGINIA: One Big Happy Family...Really!
WISCONSIN: Come Cut the Cheese!
WYOMING: Where Men Are Men....And the Sheep are Scared!
ALASKA: 11,623 Eskimos Can't Be Wrong!
ARIZONA: But It's a Dry Heat
ARKANSAS: Literacy Ain't Everything!
CALIFORNIA: By 30, Our Women Have More Plastic Than Your Honda!
COLORADO: If You Don't Ski, Don't Bother!
CONNECTICUT: Like Massachusetts, Only the Kennedy's Don't Own it-Yet
DELAWARE: We Really Do Like the Chemicals in our Water!
FLORIDA: Ask Us About Our Grandkids
GEORGIA: We Put the "Fun" in Fundamentalist Extremism
HAWAI: Haka Tiki Mou Sha'ami Lecki Toru (Death to Mainland Scum, But Leave Your Money!)
IDAHO: More Than Just Potatoes...Well, Okay, We're Not, But the Potatoes Sure Are Real Good!
ILLINOIS: Please Don't Pronounce the "S"
INDIANA: 2 Billion Years Tidal Wave Free!
IOWA: We Do Amazing Things With Corn!
KANSAS: First of the Rectangle States
KENTUCKY: Five Million People: Fifteen Last Names
LOUISIANA: We're Not ALL Drunk Cajun Wackos, But That's Our Tourism Campaign!
MAINE: We're Really Cold, But We Have Cheap Lobster
MARYLAND: If You Can Dream it, We Can Tax It!
MASSACHUSETTS: Our Taxes Are Less Than Sweden's (For Most Tax Brackets)
MICHIGAN: First Line of Defense From the Canadians!
MINNESOTA: 10,000 Lakes...And 10,000,000,000,000 Mosquitos
MISSISSIPPI: Come and Feel Better About Your Own State
MISSOURI: Your Federal Flood Relief Tax Dollars at Work!
MONTANA: Land of the Big Sky, The Unabomber, Right-wing Crazies, and Very Little Else!
NEBRASKA: Ask About Our State Motto Contest
NEVADA: Hookers and Poker!
NEW HAMPSHIRE: Go Away and Leave Us Alone!
NEW JERSEY: You Want a *^$&#(*@*$(#&*^$% Motto? I Got Yer *$&#^@**&%$ Motto Right Here!
NEW MEXICO: Lizards Make Excellent Pets!
NEW YORK: You Have the Right to Remain Silent, You Have the Right to an Attorney.......
NORTH CAROLINA: Tobacco is a Vegetable!
NORTH DAKOTA: We Really Are One of the 50 States!
OHIO: At Least We're Not Michigan!
OKLAHOMA: Like the Play, Only No Singing
OREGON: Spotted Owl...It's What's for Dinner!
PENNSYLVANIA: Cook With Coal
RHODE ISLAND: We're Not REALLY an Island!
SOUTH CAROLINA: Remember the Civil War? We Didn't Actually Surrender
SOUTH DAKOTA: Closer Than North Dakota
TENNESSEE: The Educashun State
TEXAS: Si Hablo Ingles (Yes, I speak English)
UTAH: Our Jesus is Better Than Your Jesus
VERMONT: Yep!
VIRGINIA: Who Says Government Stiffs and Slackjaw Yokels Don't Mix?
WASHINGTON: Help! We're Overrun by Nerds and Slackers!
WASHINGTON, D.C.: Wanna Be Mayor?
WEST VIRGINIA: One Big Happy Family...Really!
WISCONSIN: Come Cut the Cheese!
WYOMING: Where Men Are Men....And the Sheep are Scared!
