The other morning myself and a few guys I work with stopped for breakfast at a little deli in the hood. I was third in line to order, there was only one line with a small white girl who looked kind of scabby taking orders, she probably wasn't over twenty. When I got to the counter I placed my order and after writing it down she moved in very close and half whispered "Are you hip?". The look of puzzlement on my face answered her question but I still responded "No Ma'am, evidently I'm not, at least not in the way you mean." She took my card and swiped it through the machine and as I'm signing my ticket she says that she assumed I was hip because my breath smelled like wintergreen. I told her that I had just spit out a piece of gum and apparently that is where my supposed hipness came from. When I got to our table I recounted this odd exchange to my workmates and no one knew what hip meant in the context she was using it. So I put it to you and your wealth of internet knowledge, what kind of hip gives you wintergreen breath ?
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"No Ma'am, evidently I'm not..."
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