Self, you know when you get home and a kitty escapes and runs under the car because he is scared, and you sit down on the curb to lure him out and when he comes out, grab him with both hands and hoist yourself off the curb with only your legs for support? Yeah, you're too fat to do that. (My hamstrings say "ouch!")
And when you get a Christmas card from your cat food manufacturer? You might buy too much cat food (it's a cute card, though)
And when you get a Christmas card from your cat food manufacturer? You might buy too much cat food (it's a cute card, though)
