Ned Sonntag
Outermost Hoodoo Doctor
http://www.nytimes.com/2006/10/06/opinion/06pessl.html?_r=3&oref=slogin&oref=slogin&oref=slogin "My freshman 15 are long gone.
I lost half of them pounding the pavement as an entry-level consultant, moonlighting as an actress in shoestring musicals about the World Wrestling Federation and Hasidic Jews. The rest vanished after I bought a pair of crystal-encrusted Manolos and had to subsist on Melba toast and sardines for a few months in order to pay my rent. Those extra pounds were like unsightly but astounding lovers; I didnt quite realize how great I had it not until they were gone.":doh:
I lost half of them pounding the pavement as an entry-level consultant, moonlighting as an actress in shoestring musicals about the World Wrestling Federation and Hasidic Jews. The rest vanished after I bought a pair of crystal-encrusted Manolos and had to subsist on Melba toast and sardines for a few months in order to pay my rent. Those extra pounds were like unsightly but astounding lovers; I didnt quite realize how great I had it not until they were gone.":doh:
