A friend of mine just sent me a link of a hilariously bad term paper, and the first two sentences alone tore me up.
To wit:
"A man can only justify his actions if he regards his demeanor with deductive thinking. This man was not Oedipus, mainly because he was a fucking douche bag."
And it just gets better, kids.
If you need a laugh this afternoon, proceed:
http://www.scribd.com/doc/91/It-seems-this-essay-was-written-while-the-guy-was-high-hilarious-
To wit:
"A man can only justify his actions if he regards his demeanor with deductive thinking. This man was not Oedipus, mainly because he was a fucking douche bag."
And it just gets better, kids.
If you need a laugh this afternoon, proceed:
http://www.scribd.com/doc/91/It-seems-this-essay-was-written-while-the-guy-was-high-hilarious-