CitizenKabuto
Well-Known Member
Ok I live in a nice neiborhood,lots of tree's lake out back yada yada I have a neighbor who has just plain lost it.
Monday-Mows lawn 11 times while shouting at various lawn furniture. No I am being serious 11 times and asking the patio table if it has a fucking problem.
Tuesday-Drinks so much that it interferes with his medication he becomes incoherent and freaks out,wife has to call 911 EMS unit arrives and precedes to chase him around his front yard. (I have to admit this was quite entertaining)
Wed-Confronts me at my car door and begins to berate me about my service in Nicaragua and Panama in the 80's and says I am to blame for Castro and Pablo Neruda taking over Cuba. I explain to him I think he has Pablo confused with Che Guevara who was killed trying to start a revolution in Bolivia. Pablo was a poet who wrote beautiful love poems. To which he replys 'Fuck You I know where the Falklands are!'?!?!?
I tell him I will hit him a bat if he does not leave. He wanders off mubling something about Neruda being a planet. Did I mention he was only wearing his underwear and a Jeff Gordon NASCAR shirt.
Thurs-Out of Town came home late notice he chopped down his rose bushes
Friday AM Get knock on door it is his wife asking me to hold on to the 3 weapons she has in her hand and to call the police. I grab both her and the weapons pull her into my house call the police. He in the meantime is sitting nude and is taken away for psyicatric evaluation (6 cop cars and a bunch EMS) .So how has your week been?
(The Guy is one of the 15,000 white collar manager type Ford just let go by the way)
Oh well off to Toronto,cant wait to see what happens next week when my other neighbors divorce goes final. :doh:
Cheers,
J
Monday-Mows lawn 11 times while shouting at various lawn furniture. No I am being serious 11 times and asking the patio table if it has a fucking problem.
Tuesday-Drinks so much that it interferes with his medication he becomes incoherent and freaks out,wife has to call 911 EMS unit arrives and precedes to chase him around his front yard. (I have to admit this was quite entertaining)
Wed-Confronts me at my car door and begins to berate me about my service in Nicaragua and Panama in the 80's and says I am to blame for Castro and Pablo Neruda taking over Cuba. I explain to him I think he has Pablo confused with Che Guevara who was killed trying to start a revolution in Bolivia. Pablo was a poet who wrote beautiful love poems. To which he replys 'Fuck You I know where the Falklands are!'?!?!?
I tell him I will hit him a bat if he does not leave. He wanders off mubling something about Neruda being a planet. Did I mention he was only wearing his underwear and a Jeff Gordon NASCAR shirt.
Thurs-Out of Town came home late notice he chopped down his rose bushes
Friday AM Get knock on door it is his wife asking me to hold on to the 3 weapons she has in her hand and to call the police. I grab both her and the weapons pull her into my house call the police. He in the meantime is sitting nude and is taken away for psyicatric evaluation (6 cop cars and a bunch EMS) .So how has your week been?
(The Guy is one of the 15,000 white collar manager type Ford just let go by the way)
Oh well off to Toronto,cant wait to see what happens next week when my other neighbors divorce goes final. :doh:
Cheers,
J
