So last nite i went to a club to see TEA LEAF GREEN..awesome band FYI...and I end up right next to this guy 30-40 something...fully sleeved...about 5/8 and easily 350s...I can sense he is really self conscious about his body....and weight...and I talk to everyone in the club BUT HIM?? WTF is wrong with me....i wanted to tell him how perfect his body is..and rub his belly....damn I AM THE TOTAL FA DORK Or wut??????