out.of.habit
Fat Lois Returns
Judging from all of the signatures around these parts, I'd say that I'm not alone when I find that statements taken out of context can be enormously funny. You could try and put them all in your sig line, or you could put some of them here. If this thread fails spectacularly, I swear it wasn't my idea. If it ends up a lounge favorite, it was aaalllll me, baby.
"...well, I'm fucking fat. I'm a big fat fucking princess and everybody's just going to have to like it."
Quote yourself, or someone else if you like, and own up to the statement or blame it on your friends - perhaps don't tell us at all. Up to you. That^ one happened to be me. Believe it! Ooh said fuck! Only rule ought to be that the statement and/or conversation snippet can't be explained in this thread. If you HAVE to tell the story, confess it. If this thread only ever has this one post, and it was only funny to me, it was totally worth it.
One for the road:
Gwydion: Oh hey, BTW, I found out why the coffee place in Lansing won't ever close... They're on the Wine Trail.
Ooh: Oh. So drunk bridesmaids love coffee?
Gwydion: LOL Drunk bridesmaids LOVE coffee.
"...well, I'm fucking fat. I'm a big fat fucking princess and everybody's just going to have to like it."
Quote yourself, or someone else if you like, and own up to the statement or blame it on your friends - perhaps don't tell us at all. Up to you. That^ one happened to be me. Believe it! Ooh said fuck! Only rule ought to be that the statement and/or conversation snippet can't be explained in this thread. If you HAVE to tell the story, confess it. If this thread only ever has this one post, and it was only funny to me, it was totally worth it.
One for the road:
Gwydion: Oh hey, BTW, I found out why the coffee place in Lansing won't ever close... They're on the Wine Trail.
Ooh: Oh. So drunk bridesmaids love coffee?
Gwydion: LOL Drunk bridesmaids LOVE coffee.
