I'm an FFA. I'm also an occasional Feeder.
THIS DOES NOT MEAN THAT THIS IS ALL I CARE ABOUT.
You know who you are, you IM attention-whores.
I'd rather talk to PEOPLE-- NOT bellies with numbers and dicks.
Or is that just too far-fetched?
Come on.
Don't message me just to say you gained five pounds. I'd rather listen to you rant about an idiot opthamologist, or maybe bitch about some concert that should have been SOOOO much better, or ANYTHING real.
Yeah, weight's real too, but it's kinda superficial when that's THE link between people.
WE KNOW you're interested in feeders and FFAs, WE KNOW you COULD be interesting....
But it seems people forget- that belly has a body attached, and the body has a face, and a name, and a life.
A life that (or at least we devoutly HOPE) has a LOT more to it than gaining and eating and showing off pics and telling people all about it.
This, I suspect, is why some of you cannot get a date- though I'd be hesitant to say for sure.
You are not the numbers on your scale.
You are not your belly button that you may or may not be able to see.
You are a PERSON, and SO AM I, and would appreciate being approached as such-- instead of a fetish with tits.
Rather, a fetish with a pussy.
I like chatting about as much as anyone else, but I get real tired of talking to five guys at the same time who are all talking about the same thing. And worse, I usually get the hyper typers who can't wait five seconds for me to formulate a response that won't come out sounding like "fuck you;" they bombard me with fifteen different sentences/lines of stats and figures and THEN ask me why I haven't responded- why they can't just type a bit slower is beyond me.
And past that--
Emoticons.... ARE.... NOT.... CUTE!!!!! They are NOT words, they are NOT phrases or sentences, they are EMBELLISHMENTS that should be used SPARINGLY. There are people who type at me all like
:wubu:
:bow: :shocked: :doh:
and I just want to learn programming so I can boot these fuckers offline for a few hours.... or send em a virus or SOMETHING.... *sigh*
Had to get that off my chest, after the messages I've been getting....
Anyone else have any other types of people they want to uncork at?
Idiot doctors? Moron tech support?
Anyone else that just doesn't get it?
THIS DOES NOT MEAN THAT THIS IS ALL I CARE ABOUT.
You know who you are, you IM attention-whores.
I'd rather talk to PEOPLE-- NOT bellies with numbers and dicks.
Or is that just too far-fetched?
Come on.
Don't message me just to say you gained five pounds. I'd rather listen to you rant about an idiot opthamologist, or maybe bitch about some concert that should have been SOOOO much better, or ANYTHING real.
Yeah, weight's real too, but it's kinda superficial when that's THE link between people.
WE KNOW you're interested in feeders and FFAs, WE KNOW you COULD be interesting....
But it seems people forget- that belly has a body attached, and the body has a face, and a name, and a life.
A life that (or at least we devoutly HOPE) has a LOT more to it than gaining and eating and showing off pics and telling people all about it.
This, I suspect, is why some of you cannot get a date- though I'd be hesitant to say for sure.
You are not the numbers on your scale.
You are not your belly button that you may or may not be able to see.
You are a PERSON, and SO AM I, and would appreciate being approached as such-- instead of a fetish with tits.
Rather, a fetish with a pussy.
I like chatting about as much as anyone else, but I get real tired of talking to five guys at the same time who are all talking about the same thing. And worse, I usually get the hyper typers who can't wait five seconds for me to formulate a response that won't come out sounding like "fuck you;" they bombard me with fifteen different sentences/lines of stats and figures and THEN ask me why I haven't responded- why they can't just type a bit slower is beyond me.
And past that--
Emoticons.... ARE.... NOT.... CUTE!!!!! They are NOT words, they are NOT phrases or sentences, they are EMBELLISHMENTS that should be used SPARINGLY. There are people who type at me all like
:wubu:
:bow: :shocked: :doh: and I just want to learn programming so I can boot these fuckers offline for a few hours.... or send em a virus or SOMETHING.... *sigh*
Had to get that off my chest, after the messages I've been getting....
Anyone else have any other types of people they want to uncork at?
Idiot doctors? Moron tech support?
Anyone else that just doesn't get it?
