Actual anecdote found at:
http://www.tipthepizzaguy.com/stories/story121.htm
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http://www.tipthepizzaguy.com/stories/story121.htm
article said:Darrell writes:
I delivered for Pizza Hut in the Mooresville area which is a suburb of Indianapolis, Indiana. One Saturday night I was dispatched to the Heartland Crossing edition. The house I went to was almost always full of hillbillies and so I figured it would be another routine stop, but when I got to the door a woman answered and just barely poked her head around the door. She said, "I don't have any clothes on. Is it cool?" I was like, "Yeah," figuring she was going to put something on and come right back when instead she opened the door and stepped right out on the porch (in the middle of January) and paid me.
Most people might think this situation would have been glorious, however the fact that she was every bit of 125 pounds overweight made my skin curl. She had nipple rings the size of quarters and I couldn't see her genitals because of the fat. Needless to say I was disappointed with my one and only naked woman.
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