I'm a doofus, let me just get that out there.
Can someone please explain to me how the whole measurements thing works? My entire life I've been unable to grasp this likely incredibly simple concept, and I'm tired of being a clueless doof about it.
So question #1: What order do they go in? I.e. if someone says they're 56-68-72, is that bust-waist-hips? It certainly makes sense to me to start at one end and work up or down, but god knows I'm no Hugh Hefner. See? No paisley silk smoking jackets, no old dude slippers, no platinum blondes. Well, I have Jes, so strike that last one. Anyway, what order *do* they go in?
Question #2: For the bust measurement, is that supposed to be like the band of my bra size (i.e. 50DDD, so it would be 50), or is it my bust like including the girls?
Thank you for educating me, you bunch of pumpkins.
Can someone please explain to me how the whole measurements thing works? My entire life I've been unable to grasp this likely incredibly simple concept, and I'm tired of being a clueless doof about it.
So question #1: What order do they go in? I.e. if someone says they're 56-68-72, is that bust-waist-hips? It certainly makes sense to me to start at one end and work up or down, but god knows I'm no Hugh Hefner. See? No paisley silk smoking jackets, no old dude slippers, no platinum blondes. Well, I have Jes, so strike that last one. Anyway, what order *do* they go in?
Question #2: For the bust measurement, is that supposed to be like the band of my bra size (i.e. 50DDD, so it would be 50), or is it my bust like including the girls?
Thank you for educating me, you bunch of pumpkins.
