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As a trucker stops for a red light, a blonde catches up. She jumps out of

>>her car, runs up to his truck, and knocks on the door. The trucker lowers

>>the window, and she says "Hi, my name is Jenny, and you are losing

>>some of your load!"

>>

>>The trucker ignores her and proceeds down the street. When the truck stops

>>for another red light, the girl

>>catches up again. She jumps out of her car, runs up and knocks on the door

>> ;and, again, the trucker lowers the window. As if they've never spoken,

>>the blonde says brightly, "Hi, my name is Jenny, and you are losing some

>>of your load!" Shaking his head, the trucker ignores her again and

>>continues down the street.

>>

>>At the third red light, the same thing happens again. All out of breath,

>>the blonde gets out of her car, runs up, knocks on the truck door.The

>>trucker lowers the window. Again she says, "Hi, my name is Jenny, and you

>>are losing some of your load!"

>>

>>

>>When the light turns green the trucker revs up and races to the next

>>light. When he stops this time, he hurriedly gets out of the truck and

>>runs back to the blonde. He knocks on her window a nd, as she lowers it,

>>he

>>says. "Hi, my name is Bruce, its winter in North Dakota and I'm driving

>>the SALT TRUCK!"
 

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