In this thread, post the strangest news stories that you find. You can use the actual title, or make up one of your own (or do like I do and steal them from Fark), but make sure that it's funny or different.
Seven die in toilet accident
You can also use a quote from the actual article, thusly:
"Nguyen also agreed to forfeit all of the fish involved in the conspiracy"
Your turn.
Seven die in toilet accident
You can also use a quote from the actual article, thusly:
"Nguyen also agreed to forfeit all of the fish involved in the conspiracy"
Your turn.
