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Talentless Fraud with No Self-Respect or Compunction

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fatlane

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Yeah, nice to see you too, buddy... Current listening: KMFDM Sucks by KMFDM

In the meantime, here is something I just finished which has no commercial potential whatsoever and, no, I didn't trace anything on this one, for those who recoil in shock and horror that someone would actually have the nerve to employ such time-tested methodology, hearkening back to the camera obscura Vermeer made famous. This bit of talentless fraud came completely out of my own mind and pen, based on Masked and Veiled Dancer from the Hellenistic period, sculptor unknown.

If you'd like, I'll be happy to print this off on rolls of toilet paper so you can wipe your bottom with my artwork. Personally, I don't give a crap, which is why I'm considering a session with Senokot in my near future.

Please someone dismantle my Stalin-like cult of personality so I don't drag Western Civilization into hell with my works bereft of any imagination or originality.

El khara dah? Inti mafish mukh, hmar. In'a'al mayteen ehlak, yela'an sabe'a jad lak, yela'an Fatlane, akho sharmuta! Surmayye a'raasac, yabn deen el kalb!
 
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