TheNowhereMan
Rambling Rover
I wrote this up during a chat session that sparked the idea, enjoy!
On the first day of Christmas,
my true love fed to me
A poached pear and some tea.
On the second day of Christmas,
my true love fed to me
Two bars from dove,
A poached pear and some tea.
On the third day of Christmas,
my true love fed to me
Three Cornish hens,
Two bars from dove,
A poached pear and some tea.
On the fourth day of Christmas,
my true love fed to me
Four frozen custards,
Three Cornish hens,
Two bars from dove,
A poached pear and some tea.
On the fifth day of Christmas,
my true love fed to me
Five onion rings,
Four frozen custards,
Three Cornish hens,
Two bars from dove,
A poached pear and some tea.
On the sixth day of Christmas,
my true love fed to me
Six bowls of filling,
Five onion rings,
Four frozen custards,
Three Cornish hens,
Two bars from dove,
A poached pear and some tea.
On the seventh day of Christmas,
my true love fed to me
Seven cups of pudding,
Six bowls of filling,
Five onion rings,
Four frozen custards,
Three Cornish hens,
Two bars from dove,
A poached pear and some tea.
On the eighth day of Christmas,
my true love sent to me
Eight cups of milkshake,
Seven cups of pudding,
Six bowls of filling,
Five onion rings,
Four frozen custards,
Three Cornish hens,
Two bars from dove,
A poached pear and some tea.
On the ninth day of Christmas,
my true love fed to me
Nine ladles chowder,
Eight cups of milkshake,
Seven cups of pudding,
Six bowls of filling,
Five onion rings,
Four frozen custards,
Three Cornish hens,
Two bars from dove,
A poached pear and some tea.
On the tenth day of Christmas,
my true love fed to me
Ten loads of frosting,
Nine ladles chowder,
Eight cups of milkshake,
Seven cups of pudding,
Six bowls of filling,
Five onion rings,
Four frozen custards,
Three Cornish hens,
Two bars from dove,
A poached pear and some tea.
On the eleventh day of Christmas,
my true love fed to me
Eleven packs of popcorn,
Ten loads of frosting,
Nine ladles chowder,
Eight cups of milkshake,
Seven cups of pudding,
Six bowls of filling,
Five onion rings,
Four frozen custards,
Three Cornish hens,
Two bars from dove,
A poached pear and some tea.
On the twelfth day of Christmas,
my true love fed to me
Twelve buckets of drumsticks,
Eleven packs of popcorn,
Ten loads of frosting,
Nine ladles chowder,
Eight cups of milkshake,
Seven cups of pudding,
Six bowls of filling,
Five onion rings,
Four frozen custards,
Three Cornish hens,
Two bars from dove,
A poached pear and some tea.
On the first day of Christmas,
my true love fed to me
A poached pear and some tea.
On the second day of Christmas,
my true love fed to me
Two bars from dove,
A poached pear and some tea.
On the third day of Christmas,
my true love fed to me
Three Cornish hens,
Two bars from dove,
A poached pear and some tea.
On the fourth day of Christmas,
my true love fed to me
Four frozen custards,
Three Cornish hens,
Two bars from dove,
A poached pear and some tea.
On the fifth day of Christmas,
my true love fed to me
Five onion rings,
Four frozen custards,
Three Cornish hens,
Two bars from dove,
A poached pear and some tea.
On the sixth day of Christmas,
my true love fed to me
Six bowls of filling,
Five onion rings,
Four frozen custards,
Three Cornish hens,
Two bars from dove,
A poached pear and some tea.
On the seventh day of Christmas,
my true love fed to me
Seven cups of pudding,
Six bowls of filling,
Five onion rings,
Four frozen custards,
Three Cornish hens,
Two bars from dove,
A poached pear and some tea.
On the eighth day of Christmas,
my true love sent to me
Eight cups of milkshake,
Seven cups of pudding,
Six bowls of filling,
Five onion rings,
Four frozen custards,
Three Cornish hens,
Two bars from dove,
A poached pear and some tea.
On the ninth day of Christmas,
my true love fed to me
Nine ladles chowder,
Eight cups of milkshake,
Seven cups of pudding,
Six bowls of filling,
Five onion rings,
Four frozen custards,
Three Cornish hens,
Two bars from dove,
A poached pear and some tea.
On the tenth day of Christmas,
my true love fed to me
Ten loads of frosting,
Nine ladles chowder,
Eight cups of milkshake,
Seven cups of pudding,
Six bowls of filling,
Five onion rings,
Four frozen custards,
Three Cornish hens,
Two bars from dove,
A poached pear and some tea.
On the eleventh day of Christmas,
my true love fed to me
Eleven packs of popcorn,
Ten loads of frosting,
Nine ladles chowder,
Eight cups of milkshake,
Seven cups of pudding,
Six bowls of filling,
Five onion rings,
Four frozen custards,
Three Cornish hens,
Two bars from dove,
A poached pear and some tea.
On the twelfth day of Christmas,
my true love fed to me
Twelve buckets of drumsticks,
Eleven packs of popcorn,
Ten loads of frosting,
Nine ladles chowder,
Eight cups of milkshake,
Seven cups of pudding,
Six bowls of filling,
Five onion rings,
Four frozen custards,
Three Cornish hens,
Two bars from dove,
A poached pear and some tea.
