The difference between Conservatives and Liberals

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• If a Conservative doesn't like g.u.n.s, he doesn’t buy one.
• If a Liberal doesn't like g.u.n.s, he wants all g.u.n.s outlawed.

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• If a Conservative is a vegetarian, he doesn’t eat meat.
• If a Liberal is a vegetarian, he wants all meat products banned for everyone.

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• If a Conservative is h.o.m.o.s.e.x.u.a.l, he quietly leads his life.
• If a Liberal is h.o.m.o.s.e.x.u.a.l., he demands legislated respect.

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• If a Conservative is down-and-out, he thinks about how to better his situation.
• A Liberal wonders who is going to take care of him.

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• If a Conservative doesn't like a talk show h.o.s.t, he changes channels.
• Liberals demand that t.h.o.s.e they don't like be s.h.u.t down.

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• If a Conservative is a non-believer, he doesn't go to church.
• A Liberal non-believer wants any mention of God and religion silenced.

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• If a Conservative decides he needs health care, he goes about shopping for it, or may choose a job that provides it.
• A Liberal demands that the rest of us pay for his.

 

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