Merry Christmas everyone.
Thought i would share a festive tale, since im not moving for abit. This year for christmas i decided that i was going to try and visit as many of my family as possible.
So this morning went round my brothers house and had a christmas lunch with them. All very nice i thought, passed on the desert cause i knew i was getting other food later on.
Next was a stop off at my gran parents house. Which resulted in a few beers, wine and chocolate (After eights are amazing)
By this point i was pretty full up, even after trying to pace myself.
So by the time i hit my parents house i would of happly passed on food.
But my parents had the full spread prepared. Prawn cocktail for starters, turkey, potatoes, sprouts, The full works.
I was nearly gasping for breath trying to keep it all down. A few more glasses of wine and my mum presented a home made black forest cake with brandy cream. Saying i was full up my mum said i can have a little piece and leave it if i wanted too. A small piece ended up being not so small (Or small in her view is really confused) I spent the next 20 mins taking small bites, while having my wine topped up everytime it was nearly empty)
I actually couldnt move at this point feeling so full. I had to disappear to the toilet to open my trousers. This was a bad idea as i couldnt then get the button done back up, so had to sit for the rest of the time with my shirt untucked to cover my exposed stomach.
Im typing this currenlty from my laptop as i sit with another glass of wine, feeling like im gonna to explode. Taxi is due in half an hour, and my mums packing me up the remains of the cake along with 2 boxes of after eights, and some more left overs. I dare to think how much weight im going to have gained by new year.
Will try and post pics when i get back home later tonight. If i dont fall asleep the second i get in
Thought i would share a festive tale, since im not moving for abit. This year for christmas i decided that i was going to try and visit as many of my family as possible.
So this morning went round my brothers house and had a christmas lunch with them. All very nice i thought, passed on the desert cause i knew i was getting other food later on.
Next was a stop off at my gran parents house. Which resulted in a few beers, wine and chocolate (After eights are amazing)
By this point i was pretty full up, even after trying to pace myself.
So by the time i hit my parents house i would of happly passed on food.
But my parents had the full spread prepared. Prawn cocktail for starters, turkey, potatoes, sprouts, The full works.
I was nearly gasping for breath trying to keep it all down. A few more glasses of wine and my mum presented a home made black forest cake with brandy cream. Saying i was full up my mum said i can have a little piece and leave it if i wanted too. A small piece ended up being not so small (Or small in her view is really confused) I spent the next 20 mins taking small bites, while having my wine topped up everytime it was nearly empty)
I actually couldnt move at this point feeling so full. I had to disappear to the toilet to open my trousers. This was a bad idea as i couldnt then get the button done back up, so had to sit for the rest of the time with my shirt untucked to cover my exposed stomach.
Im typing this currenlty from my laptop as i sit with another glass of wine, feeling like im gonna to explode. Taxi is due in half an hour, and my mums packing me up the remains of the cake along with 2 boxes of after eights, and some more left overs. I dare to think how much weight im going to have gained by new year.
Will try and post pics when i get back home later tonight. If i dont fall asleep the second i get in
