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The (not so) perfect excuse.

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Emma

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So I've woken up with a hangover and I really didn't want to college but knew I had to at least pretend that I had gone (and then say to my mum that the tutor wasn't in). So I get to college after trying to think of a good excuse the whole way to college. I can't. But now I'm at the door of the class room and know I have to give an excuse to the tutor to say why I can't stay at college.
So I open the door and say;

"Excuse me, I can't stay.. I've got...err... SHINGLES!"

The tutor just looked at me strange, and I said "err I'm gonaa *points down the corridor* go now" and walked out. lol

I'm so stupid.
 
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