Russell Williams
Well-Known Member
My friend Lisa and I were in Wal-Mart ( this was not me). Lisa was buying a large bag of
Purina for the dogs, and was in line to check out. A woman behind us
asked her, "Do you have a dog?"
Duh!
Lisa was feeling a bit crabby, so on impulse, she said, "No, I'm
starting 'The Purina Diet' again, although I probably shouldn't because
I ended up in the hospital last time, but I had lost twenty five pounds
before I awakened in an intensive care unit with tubes coming out of
most of my orifices and IV's in both of my arms."
The lady's eyes almost popped out of her head.
Lisa went on and on with the bogus diet story and the woman was totally
buying it. She told her, "It's an easy, inexpensive diet and the way it
works is to load your pockets or purse with Purina nuggets and simply
eat one or two every time you feel hungry. The package said the food is
nutritionally complete so I'm going to try it again."
I have to mention here that practically everyone in the line was by now
enthralled with Lisa's story, particularly a tall guy behind her.
Horrified, the lady asked, "Did something in the dog food poison you,
and is that why you ended up in the hospital?"
Lisa said, "No . . . I was sitting in the street licking my butt when a
car hit me."
I thought the tall guy was going to have to be carried out the door.
Purina for the dogs, and was in line to check out. A woman behind us
asked her, "Do you have a dog?"
Duh!
Lisa was feeling a bit crabby, so on impulse, she said, "No, I'm
starting 'The Purina Diet' again, although I probably shouldn't because
I ended up in the hospital last time, but I had lost twenty five pounds
before I awakened in an intensive care unit with tubes coming out of
most of my orifices and IV's in both of my arms."
The lady's eyes almost popped out of her head.
Lisa went on and on with the bogus diet story and the woman was totally
buying it. She told her, "It's an easy, inexpensive diet and the way it
works is to load your pockets or purse with Purina nuggets and simply
eat one or two every time you feel hungry. The package said the food is
nutritionally complete so I'm going to try it again."
I have to mention here that practically everyone in the line was by now
enthralled with Lisa's story, particularly a tall guy behind her.
Horrified, the lady asked, "Did something in the dog food poison you,
and is that why you ended up in the hospital?"
Lisa said, "No . . . I was sitting in the street licking my butt when a
car hit me."
I thought the tall guy was going to have to be carried out the door.
