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The Scary Vaginas Band needs your help with song titles!

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Veni, vidi, Lionel Richie
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The joke started out like this:

Someone posted a list of sexual deal breakers, one of which mentioned the issue of 'scary vaginas'. Several of us just ran with it (you never know when someone is going to make a good meme and get totally pwned in the process) and I eventually came up with the idea of an all girl punk band called Scary Vaginas.

So, here is what we have so far for albums 1 and 2:

1st Album: My Vag Ate Your Balls And They Were TASTY!

Sorry About Your Penis: The Revisitation
It's Not Sourdough, Asshole
Cockblockin' Blues
Fuck Your Labiaplasty
It Should Hurt Us BOTH to Pee
Turbocharged Astroturf Vulva
Of Course Your Sister Eats Pussy Better Than You
Tripods Are For Cameras
IUD-String-Stuck-In-His-Peehole Concerto for Violin and Oboe, 1st Movement (Maledictus), Allegro assai
Kegelrator
My +3 Rod of Rape Reversal
Anal Only If You Go First

2nd Album (thanks to Olwen): Outer Labia Limits

Cock Chewer
The Annihilator
Swallowed (W)hole
Stinky Is As Stinky Does
Broke the Muther Fucker
Entrance. No exit.
Juicy Fruit
The Thirst Quencher
My Pussy Said What?
Clean It Up
Shaven and Craven
Cats and Beavers
Maneater (redux)
Burden of Responsibility (lies with me)
A Brazillian Lives Here

The obligatory 4 song EP entitled "Boxes and Holes":
Box
Hole
Pleasure Button (a song I actually wrote a long time ago)
Song of the Broken Vibrator

So, we need anyone up for a little adult fun to come up with some interesting and/or humorous titles for Album #3, "Trials and Tribulations" as well as any future albums we may come up with. The sky is the limit.

NOTE: NO CANNABIS WAS INHALED DURING THE CONSTRUCTION OF THIS THREAD.
 

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