Hello, um, ever so sorry to bother everybody, but I'm afraid I have some terrible news. There is a MONSTER at the end of this thread. A big, hairy, spiny, scary MONSTER with red fangs and green eyes and claws like a lobster!
At least I think that's what it looks like. I haven't seen it yet. But there must be one. I mean, did you read the title? It's right there, in all caps, "THERE IS A MONSTER AT THE END OF THIS THREAD!!!!!" It doesn't get any clearer than that.
Luckily, I've a solution to this situation: Don't let it. As in, don't let the thread end! If the MONSTER is at the end of the thread, and we all keep posting, then the thread will never end, and the MONSTER will never come!
So, if you would all please kindly keep posting, none of us will ever have to see the MONSTER at the end of this thread, because MONSTERS are scary, and I do not like being scared.
Thank you,
Grover
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At least I think that's what it looks like. I haven't seen it yet. But there must be one. I mean, did you read the title? It's right there, in all caps, "THERE IS A MONSTER AT THE END OF THIS THREAD!!!!!" It doesn't get any clearer than that.
Luckily, I've a solution to this situation: Don't let it. As in, don't let the thread end! If the MONSTER is at the end of the thread, and we all keep posting, then the thread will never end, and the MONSTER will never come!
So, if you would all please kindly keep posting, none of us will ever have to see the MONSTER at the end of this thread, because MONSTERS are scary, and I do not like being scared.
Thank you,
Grover
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