TTC: but the gray you're thinking of is pretty sketchy, and I'm not so sure your black is really like mine, either, because I am better than you.
If that makes sense, you must be my boss. And if you're my boss, fuck you.
If you're not, though, perhaps you could explain this little exchange from earlier tonight:
"I want to see you pushing our shrimp specials tonight. Really push them."
"OK."
"I want to see one of the two on every bill tomorrow."
"... But some people don't like shrimp."
"Well, that's probably due to your poor salesmanship."
"..."
"Make it sound more appealing. 'You can have it done however you'd like!'"
"... What if they're allergic to shellfish?"
Stupid question, of course; logic = insubordination.
Evil eye.
"And while I'm thinking about it, your writing is still atrocious."
It went downhill from there.
If that makes sense, you must be my boss. And if you're my boss, fuck you.
If you're not, though, perhaps you could explain this little exchange from earlier tonight:
"I want to see you pushing our shrimp specials tonight. Really push them."
"OK."
"I want to see one of the two on every bill tomorrow."
"... But some people don't like shrimp."
"Well, that's probably due to your poor salesmanship."
"..."
"Make it sound more appealing. 'You can have it done however you'd like!'"
"... What if they're allergic to shellfish?"
Stupid question, of course; logic = insubordination.
Evil eye.
"And while I'm thinking about it, your writing is still atrocious."
It went downhill from there.
