thejuicyone
Juicy Juice
My mom sent me this in an e-mail and I found it too funny not to share.
The Why's of Men
1.WHY DO MEN BECOME SMARTER DURING SEX?
(because they are plugged into a genius)
2.WHY DON'T WOMEN BLINK DURING SEX?
(they don't have enough time)
3.WHY DOES IT TAKE 1 MILLION SPERM TO FETILIZE ONE EGG?
(they don't stop to ask directions)
This one is my favorite
4.WHY DO MEN SNORE WHEN THEY LIE ON THEIR BACKS?
(because their balls fall over their butt-hole and they vapor lock)
5.WHY WERE MEN GIVEN LARGER BRAINS THAN DOGS?
(so they don't hump women's legs at cocktail parties)
6.WHY DID GOD MAKE MEN BEFORE WOMEN?
(you need a rough draft before you make a final copy
HOW MANY MEN DOES IT TAKE TO PUT A TOLIET SEAT DOWN?
(don't know...never happend)
(C'mon guys, we laugh at your blonde jokes!)
8.WHY DID GOD PUT MEN ON EARTH?
(because a vibrator can't mow the lawn)
Remember, if you haven't got a smile on your face and laughter in your heart...
Then you're just an sour old fart!
A couple is lying in bed. The man says, "I am going to make you the happiest woman in the world." The woman replies, "I'll miss you..."
Dear Lord,
I pray for Wisdom to under stand my man; Love to forgive him; And Patience for his moods. Because, Lord, if I pray for Strength, I'll beat him to death.
Amen.
(Most of the ladies should find this funny, but, hopefully the guys here will have a sense of humor about it too.)
The Why's of Men
1.WHY DO MEN BECOME SMARTER DURING SEX?
(because they are plugged into a genius)
2.WHY DON'T WOMEN BLINK DURING SEX?
(they don't have enough time)
3.WHY DOES IT TAKE 1 MILLION SPERM TO FETILIZE ONE EGG?
(they don't stop to ask directions)
This one is my favorite
4.WHY DO MEN SNORE WHEN THEY LIE ON THEIR BACKS?
(because their balls fall over their butt-hole and they vapor lock)
5.WHY WERE MEN GIVEN LARGER BRAINS THAN DOGS?
(so they don't hump women's legs at cocktail parties)
6.WHY DID GOD MAKE MEN BEFORE WOMEN?
(you need a rough draft before you make a final copy
HOW MANY MEN DOES IT TAKE TO PUT A TOLIET SEAT DOWN?
(don't know...never happend)
(C'mon guys, we laugh at your blonde jokes!)
8.WHY DID GOD PUT MEN ON EARTH?
(because a vibrator can't mow the lawn)
Remember, if you haven't got a smile on your face and laughter in your heart...
Then you're just an sour old fart!
A couple is lying in bed. The man says, "I am going to make you the happiest woman in the world." The woman replies, "I'll miss you..."
Dear Lord,
I pray for Wisdom to under stand my man; Love to forgive him; And Patience for his moods. Because, Lord, if I pray for Strength, I'll beat him to death.
Amen.
(Most of the ladies should find this funny, but, hopefully the guys here will have a sense of humor about it too.)
