MasterShake
My Fist, Your Face!
At the risk of possibly upsetting some people, I really thought this article applied to some members, or at least all of us at certain times:
http://www.cracked.com/article_15231_7-reasons-21st-century-making-you-miserable.html
http://www.cracked.com/article_15231_7-reasons-21st-century-making-you-miserable.html