So, as the title to this thread says, this is the thread for posting times you have been confused by the people you are attracted to. This happened to me on Saturday:
I was at JC Penny shopping for a new cologne because the one I used to wear is no longer available. I was smelling various colognes and I came across one called "Green Irish Tweed" that basically almost made me gay for myself. I told the girl behind the counter that I may have just found the scent for me. I sprayed some on my neck and then told her I'd buy it. Well, from behind me this stunning girl comes up from where she was at the perfume counter shopping. She puts one hand on my upper arm and one hand on the side of my belly and leans in and smells my neck. She tells me "Wow, I could get used to that smell.". The girl behind the counter arcs an eyebrow at me and gives me a smile like "You just scored, dawg".
Naturally I start talking with the girl who just smelled me and we try out a few other colognes together, tell some jokes, and just have a good time. We finally decide I am a Irish Tweed kind of man and before we part ways I asked her for her number as I'd like to take her out sometime. She looks at me with a half-smile on her face and goes "uh...no...no I don't think so."
I just kinda stood there for a second, then laughed a bit and turned around to finish buying my cologne. The girl behind the counter said to me "I'm not sure what just happened there because that girl was into you." Then she gave me a 15% discount on my cologne because, and I quote, "That was messed up.".
So that is my recent head scratching story. Your turn.
P.S. - I smell great right now
I was at JC Penny shopping for a new cologne because the one I used to wear is no longer available. I was smelling various colognes and I came across one called "Green Irish Tweed" that basically almost made me gay for myself. I told the girl behind the counter that I may have just found the scent for me. I sprayed some on my neck and then told her I'd buy it. Well, from behind me this stunning girl comes up from where she was at the perfume counter shopping. She puts one hand on my upper arm and one hand on the side of my belly and leans in and smells my neck. She tells me "Wow, I could get used to that smell.". The girl behind the counter arcs an eyebrow at me and gives me a smile like "You just scored, dawg".
Naturally I start talking with the girl who just smelled me and we try out a few other colognes together, tell some jokes, and just have a good time. We finally decide I am a Irish Tweed kind of man and before we part ways I asked her for her number as I'd like to take her out sometime. She looks at me with a half-smile on her face and goes "uh...no...no I don't think so."
I just kinda stood there for a second, then laughed a bit and turned around to finish buying my cologne. The girl behind the counter said to me "I'm not sure what just happened there because that girl was into you." Then she gave me a 15% discount on my cologne because, and I quote, "That was messed up.".
So that is my recent head scratching story. Your turn.
P.S. - I smell great right now
