Chuggernut
Well-Known Member
Didja hear about the baker who got electrocuted? He stepped on a pastry, and a currant went up his leg.
A lion was in the jungle, searching for his prey. He sees a man under a tree with a book. Looking around, he sees another man under a tree with a typewriter. Naturally he goes for the man with the book. Because the King of the Jungle knows that readers digest, and writers cramp.
A man was kayaking down the Yukon River during the harsh winter. When the flurries set in, he chose the most idiotic way to keep himself warm; he started a fire in the middle of his vessel. And, sure enough, it burnt a hole through and he sunk. Which only goes to prove that you can't have your kayak and heat it too.
Didja hear that, after all the Astronauts, Cosmonauts, a dog and a chimpanzee, the next thing NASA is going to send into outer space? Cattle. They say it's going to be the herd that was shot around the world.
A lion was in the jungle, searching for his prey. He sees a man under a tree with a book. Looking around, he sees another man under a tree with a typewriter. Naturally he goes for the man with the book. Because the King of the Jungle knows that readers digest, and writers cramp.
A man was kayaking down the Yukon River during the harsh winter. When the flurries set in, he chose the most idiotic way to keep himself warm; he started a fire in the middle of his vessel. And, sure enough, it burnt a hole through and he sunk. Which only goes to prove that you can't have your kayak and heat it too.
Didja hear that, after all the Astronauts, Cosmonauts, a dog and a chimpanzee, the next thing NASA is going to send into outer space? Cattle. They say it's going to be the herd that was shot around the world.
