Chuggernut
Well-Known Member
Didja hear about the ship transporting blue paint that collided with the ship transporting red paint? Both crews were marooned.
Didja hear about the baker who got electrocuted? He stepped on a pastry, and a currant went up his leg.
A lion is in the jungle searching for his prey, when he sees a man under a tree with a book. Looking around, he sees another man under a tree with a typewriter. Naturally he goes for the man with the book. Because the king of the jungle knows that readers digest and writers cramp.
Didja hear that, after all the astronauts, cosmonauts, a dog and a chimpanzee, the next thing N.A.S.A. is going to send into space? Cattle. They say it's going to be the herd that was shot around the world.
A man was kayaking down the Yukon river during a harsh winter. When the fluries set in, he chose the most idiotic way to keep himself warm: He started a fire in the middle of his vessel! Of course, it burnt a hole through and he sunk. Which only goes to prove that you can't have your kayak and heat it too!
Didja hear about the baker who got electrocuted? He stepped on a pastry, and a currant went up his leg.
A lion is in the jungle searching for his prey, when he sees a man under a tree with a book. Looking around, he sees another man under a tree with a typewriter. Naturally he goes for the man with the book. Because the king of the jungle knows that readers digest and writers cramp.
Didja hear that, after all the astronauts, cosmonauts, a dog and a chimpanzee, the next thing N.A.S.A. is going to send into space? Cattle. They say it's going to be the herd that was shot around the world.
A man was kayaking down the Yukon river during a harsh winter. When the fluries set in, he chose the most idiotic way to keep himself warm: He started a fire in the middle of his vessel! Of course, it burnt a hole through and he sunk. Which only goes to prove that you can't have your kayak and heat it too!
