TheSadeianLinguist
Coin-Operated
So I mentioned in another thread that I had a boyfriend who was a transvestite.
I was 15 when this guy and I started dating. He was 16, very closeted, and no clue about sex. Well, upon discussing the BDSM community with him, he read up on it and basically became my sub. I was a domme, at 16, and no, this isn't some warped fantasy. I was pretty bad at it. I refused to give him a golden shower during the whole relationship. He wanted everything to be about my "enslavement" of him. Being a teenage girl, this was a little creepy. On the phone he informed me once he was wearing my underwear I'd left over there. I basically didn't act all that upset over it, and he got more and more into the trans thing: wearing make-up, making makeshift dresses, shaving his legs. He claimed he wanted to marry me, and did indeed propose.
My other really weird ex just had a freakish family. When I finally met his family, his mom and two teen siblings (we were 19 and 26), we went hiking. Good fun, right? Well, we're trotting along and I notice his two not mentally handicapped siblings squatting in a particularly deep stream. His mom turns to me and says, "They're peeing." I could have died. We broke up shortly after. He couldn't understand why.
Anyone else have weird ex stories?
I was 15 when this guy and I started dating. He was 16, very closeted, and no clue about sex. Well, upon discussing the BDSM community with him, he read up on it and basically became my sub. I was a domme, at 16, and no, this isn't some warped fantasy. I was pretty bad at it. I refused to give him a golden shower during the whole relationship. He wanted everything to be about my "enslavement" of him. Being a teenage girl, this was a little creepy. On the phone he informed me once he was wearing my underwear I'd left over there. I basically didn't act all that upset over it, and he got more and more into the trans thing: wearing make-up, making makeshift dresses, shaving his legs. He claimed he wanted to marry me, and did indeed propose.
My other really weird ex just had a freakish family. When I finally met his family, his mom and two teen siblings (we were 19 and 26), we went hiking. Good fun, right? Well, we're trotting along and I notice his two not mentally handicapped siblings squatting in a particularly deep stream. His mom turns to me and says, "They're peeing." I could have died. We broke up shortly after. He couldn't understand why.
Anyone else have weird ex stories?