(clever disguise for another lunch thread combined with a rant about being a food magnet)
I wore white today. I should have known better, but I did it anyway. Now, anyone I encounter today won't have to guess what I had for lunch (after all, people nearly always make such a game of finding out what Joy ate today).
So, here's a map of the lunch I'm currently wearing:
Dribbled in a line of fine spots below my right breast - coffee, black
Mid-belly - Nice-sized splotch of raspberry vinagrette
Just under left breast - pizza sauce
On the neckline - small spots of cherry filling from the pop-tart I had for dessert (these are small, so I may have to assist by pointing them out)
I swear, I'm not a slob, I only look like one! Napkins were present and accounted for, but when wearing white, food knows how to get past those napkins.
I wore white today. I should have known better, but I did it anyway. Now, anyone I encounter today won't have to guess what I had for lunch (after all, people nearly always make such a game of finding out what Joy ate today).
So, here's a map of the lunch I'm currently wearing:
Dribbled in a line of fine spots below my right breast - coffee, black
Mid-belly - Nice-sized splotch of raspberry vinagrette
Just under left breast - pizza sauce
On the neckline - small spots of cherry filling from the pop-tart I had for dessert (these are small, so I may have to assist by pointing them out)
I swear, I'm not a slob, I only look like one! Napkins were present and accounted for, but when wearing white, food knows how to get past those napkins.
