ekmanifest
Well-Known Member
- In every e-mail you send, ask them what there favorite kind of ice cream is.
- In a very stalker like way, IM them within three seconds of when you see their name pop up as online
- If you are a guy, tell them you are going to get a pedicure and a manicure. Ewww . . . who wants to know that? Sorry guys.
- Within 24 hours of her first response to your e-mail about her ad, e-mail four 500+ word e-mails explaining why she is exactly what you are looking for. Then let her know you are using the internet from the library because you are basically homeless.
- Brag about your career and attach a copy of your resume . . . . which doesn't match up at all with what you've said.
- Insist that you have emotional intelligence - that it is one of your better qualities - after e-mailing and calling about 7 times a day for three days without getting a response.
- Tell her you can meet her at the park because it is off the bus line and you just had your license taken away for DUI
I probably sound mean . . . but I guess I got lucky the first time around on the personals - dating the first person I met for a year and a half. Where are the normal people?
OK - how about yours?
