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Cobra Verde

"Murderhobo"
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My immaturity is really starting to worry me. Example: whenever I hear a snow forecast and they mention the word "inches", in my head I always add "of cock!" to the end. Like, "We can expect 5 to 7 inches of cock by the evening". And sometimes I even imagine the logistics of what that would entail. Jesus, I'm going to be old enough to run for President in a few years, these types of things shouldn't still be funny to me!
Tell me I'm not alone here.

In general I mean, I don't expect anyone to have the same specific mental running joke obviously.



P.S. That band sucks ass, but its a fitting thread title
 

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