What's the weirdest spam you've gotten?

[Littleghost]

I found this in my inbox today: "A calculator is stuck upside-down to her right thigh, doubling as a taxi meter..."
I'm so glad it literally trailed off there.

Obviously, try to keep it non-explicit. I'm not sure if I did though.

 

[Aliena]

 

[Littleghost]

 

[Aliena]

 

[Pink]

 

[Littleghost]

 

[Keb]

 

[JerseyGirl07093]

 

[BothGunsBlazing]

 

[ThatFatGirl]

 

[Littleghost]

 

[kr7]

 

[Lastminute.Tom]

 

[Carrie]

 

[Littleghost]

 

[Carrie]

 

[Wagimawr]

 

[~da rev~]