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moore2me

Lions don't need to spank
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I woke up in this here room and find it filled with old folks. What gives? Why am I in here? I want out now, No, I want out yesterday! I am tired of that old woman who keeps watching me in the mirror. She looks sneaky. I don't trust her.

I am planning a break-out of this joint. Who's with me? I am carving my bar of soap to look like a taser/cigarette lighter combo. I need some volunteers to help me with the heavy lifting. The following help will be needed . . . .
Volunteer for the job you want
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Boat Captain to steer the escape vessel across the bay
Translator and sharpshooter to keep us safe in in hostile territory
Trained monkey wrangler
Cook and bush meat procurer when we go into the jungle
Code talker for the radio transmitting

My target date for the breakout is Thursday night during group movie screening. The movie that night will be "Queen of the Amazons". Altho a great feature, I seen it 3 or 4 times and that will do me for a while. I can miss it one night. We'll meet in the rest room when the movie starts.

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