You see.. i didnt know whether to make this post like all angry and serious or whether to be un pc and tell you my sexy story.. so i shall make it both and want feed back of both a serious nature of things that anoy you living in a skinny world and also stories about things that are sexy but really shouldnt be.. you will understand when i actually get around to telling my afore mentioned story..
still there?
ok.. so last week my n my partner? girlfriend? (which sounds less crap? ) decided to be adventurous and just take off in the car and go somewhere.. we didnt know where we were going but we decided to head down south to England..
Anyway...We got to a service station and noticed that we were kinna near Blackpool where we had both been when we were younger and thought.. well we can go there for a night and then go to Manchester the next night.. (cause neither of us had been before)..
So (i'm sorry Fa's ..its talking so long to get to the sexy bit.. and sorry big people..its taking ages to get to the anoying bit)..
So we arrive in Blackpool and each B+B and hotel looks as tacky and slimey as the next so we just pick a Bed and Breakfast at random..
I was really unsure when we went in cause the place smelled like pot pouri and burnt chinese food .. and we got taken to our room ..it was horrible..
i went through to the "ensuite" shower/bathroom (which was a cupboard) and noticed that i could just about fit in the shower (seriously my boobs and bum touched the side)
So i said to my gf .. erm i JUST about fit in this shower so theres no way you will... (i'm tackful to a fault!).. also there was a suspect stain on the sheets so i thought this was a great excuse to leave..
My gf was like "gah.. how are we going to leave without seeming horrible?"..
I just said that we should kick up a stink about how they are not a fat friendly establishment.. so as we were running out the door i said to the wee guy "we cant fit in your shower" he was all apologetic ..
It was both a bit funny, anoying and sexy all at once!!! haha
We eventually booked into a grim hotel but it had clean sheets and a big shower... then when we went to manchester went to a sexy posh hotel and we appreciated it all the more because of our shitty time at blackpool..
So.. Fa's .. any good "this shouldnt be sexy but it just SO is" stories..??
and fat people.. any how anoying/funny that many things are built for the tiny, stories!??
:eat2:
still there?
ok.. so last week my n my partner? girlfriend? (which sounds less crap? ) decided to be adventurous and just take off in the car and go somewhere.. we didnt know where we were going but we decided to head down south to England..
Anyway...We got to a service station and noticed that we were kinna near Blackpool where we had both been when we were younger and thought.. well we can go there for a night and then go to Manchester the next night.. (cause neither of us had been before)..
So (i'm sorry Fa's ..its talking so long to get to the sexy bit.. and sorry big people..its taking ages to get to the anoying bit)..
So we arrive in Blackpool and each B+B and hotel looks as tacky and slimey as the next so we just pick a Bed and Breakfast at random..
I was really unsure when we went in cause the place smelled like pot pouri and burnt chinese food .. and we got taken to our room ..it was horrible..
i went through to the "ensuite" shower/bathroom (which was a cupboard) and noticed that i could just about fit in the shower (seriously my boobs and bum touched the side)
So i said to my gf .. erm i JUST about fit in this shower so theres no way you will... (i'm tackful to a fault!).. also there was a suspect stain on the sheets so i thought this was a great excuse to leave..
My gf was like "gah.. how are we going to leave without seeming horrible?"..
I just said that we should kick up a stink about how they are not a fat friendly establishment.. so as we were running out the door i said to the wee guy "we cant fit in your shower" he was all apologetic ..
It was both a bit funny, anoying and sexy all at once!!! haha
We eventually booked into a grim hotel but it had clean sheets and a big shower... then when we went to manchester went to a sexy posh hotel and we appreciated it all the more because of our shitty time at blackpool..
So.. Fa's .. any good "this shouldnt be sexy but it just SO is" stories..??
and fat people.. any how anoying/funny that many things are built for the tiny, stories!??
:eat2:
