VanilaGorila
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You may not agree with this, or listen to Tom Leykis' radio show, but just check this out with an open mind...
Leykis 101 Rules
Leykis 101 is a series of tenets created by US radio personality Tom Leykis, aimed at giving advice male listeners how to get the most sex with minimal time, effort, and money. The men who follow this advice are referred to as "Leykis 101 Students", and Tom Leykis is referred to as "The Professor." Women are encouraged to listen to learn how men behave and think. Some topics include women with a third hole and fugly women. Remember to listen to the professor live everyday. We are in the hit-it and quit-it club. We don't have time to get to get to know you and figure out if you're one of the good ones.
$40.00 Limit - Never spend more than $40 on a date.
3 Dates Rule - Stop seeing the girl if you do not get laid after the third date.
No Means No - If she says no then, STOP, get your stuff, and leave.
Single Mothers - Never date single mothers.
Tabasco Sauce - After having sex pour Tabasco sauce into the used condom.
Co-worker Relationships - Never date a co-worker.
Approaching Women in Groups - Never approach a woman in a club that's surrounded by her girlfriends.
Sex To Go - No spooning, cuddling, and or staying over after sex.
Relationships - Do not get into a serious relationship before the age of 25.
Weekend Dates - Do not go out on weekend dates unless you are guaranteed sex.
Cell Phone Dates - If your dates cell phone rings during the date then immediately leave.
Women in Bars - Sit at a bar alone and do not talk to any women.
After Hours Homely Pickings - The fugly women are the last one's to get picked up.
Birth Control - Regardless of what a woman says always use birth control.
No Gifts - No gifts are ever given to booty calls and women you are dating.
Beverage Consumption - Buy Hard Alcohol over Beer.
Types of Dates - Avoid lunch and or coffee dates.
Jerks and Assholes - If women think you are a jerk, then your doing something right.
Master Filibusters - Go directly from the bar the bedroom.
Eating Before Dates - Have a hearty meal before a date.
Marriage Contract - Never marry with out a prenuptial agreement.
You Choose the date - You choose what to do on the date.
Income and Women - The amount of income you have often determines the type of women you get.
Male Friends - All her male friends want to have sex with her.
No Sex At Your House - Never bring a woman home for sex.
No Compliments - Never compliment a woman.
Easily Replaceable - Have her know that if she does not put out then you will get it else where.
Holidays - Break up with your women during those money sucking holiday seasons.
Change is not Inevitable - Do not change who you are just for a woman.
Prepare your Identity - Be the doctor she wants or the millionaire she's looking for.
Power Before Kids and Marriage - Men have the most power before kids and a family.
Paternity Test - Always get a paternity test no matter how sure you are that it is your child.
No DNA Donation - Never help a woman you have no intention of marring have kids.
Women Are Dream Killers - They want to reach their dreams and stop yours.
Ultimatum, Run - If a women gives you an ultimatum then run and don't look back.
Giving and Getting Phone Numbers - Give your number out to as many women as possible.
Leykis 101 Rules
Leykis 101 is a series of tenets created by US radio personality Tom Leykis, aimed at giving advice male listeners how to get the most sex with minimal time, effort, and money. The men who follow this advice are referred to as "Leykis 101 Students", and Tom Leykis is referred to as "The Professor." Women are encouraged to listen to learn how men behave and think. Some topics include women with a third hole and fugly women. Remember to listen to the professor live everyday. We are in the hit-it and quit-it club. We don't have time to get to get to know you and figure out if you're one of the good ones.
$40.00 Limit - Never spend more than $40 on a date.
3 Dates Rule - Stop seeing the girl if you do not get laid after the third date.
No Means No - If she says no then, STOP, get your stuff, and leave.
Single Mothers - Never date single mothers.
Tabasco Sauce - After having sex pour Tabasco sauce into the used condom.
Co-worker Relationships - Never date a co-worker.
Approaching Women in Groups - Never approach a woman in a club that's surrounded by her girlfriends.
Sex To Go - No spooning, cuddling, and or staying over after sex.
Relationships - Do not get into a serious relationship before the age of 25.
Weekend Dates - Do not go out on weekend dates unless you are guaranteed sex.
Cell Phone Dates - If your dates cell phone rings during the date then immediately leave.
Women in Bars - Sit at a bar alone and do not talk to any women.
After Hours Homely Pickings - The fugly women are the last one's to get picked up.
Birth Control - Regardless of what a woman says always use birth control.
No Gifts - No gifts are ever given to booty calls and women you are dating.
Beverage Consumption - Buy Hard Alcohol over Beer.
Types of Dates - Avoid lunch and or coffee dates.
Jerks and Assholes - If women think you are a jerk, then your doing something right.
Master Filibusters - Go directly from the bar the bedroom.
Eating Before Dates - Have a hearty meal before a date.
Marriage Contract - Never marry with out a prenuptial agreement.
You Choose the date - You choose what to do on the date.
Income and Women - The amount of income you have often determines the type of women you get.
Male Friends - All her male friends want to have sex with her.
No Sex At Your House - Never bring a woman home for sex.
No Compliments - Never compliment a woman.
Easily Replaceable - Have her know that if she does not put out then you will get it else where.
Holidays - Break up with your women during those money sucking holiday seasons.
Change is not Inevitable - Do not change who you are just for a woman.
Prepare your Identity - Be the doctor she wants or the millionaire she's looking for.
Power Before Kids and Marriage - Men have the most power before kids and a family.
Paternity Test - Always get a paternity test no matter how sure you are that it is your child.
No DNA Donation - Never help a woman you have no intention of marring have kids.
Women Are Dream Killers - They want to reach their dreams and stop yours.
Ultimatum, Run - If a women gives you an ultimatum then run and don't look back.
Giving and Getting Phone Numbers - Give your number out to as many women as possible.
