Butt Searched...
The "C" Word...
Colonoscopy
I'm having one of those today. I've had a hernia for some time now that seems to have become more of an issue. I've been having digestive problems.
Last night I started on the "MoviPrep" prescription. 32oz of lemon crap.
Then you sit in the bathroom and see stars. (or was that my People Magazine?)
First thing this morning, I began the ritual all over again... Stars and everything...
My Appointment is at 2pm today, and I haven't eaten a thing since, (What day is it today>?) Sunday night. SUNDAY NIGHT! I'm starving! I'm not even going to talk about it...
So, I've taken the Lemon crap like a good girl, and now I get to go be the Fat girl lying on the table... eh, I think I'd rather be doing something else.
ANYTHING ELSE! :doh:
But, it's worth it... Ben's so supportive, and I'd like to get this all straightened out prior to my future plans. Hey! I've got future plans! :wubu:
So... that's it. The car service comes to get me in a half hour, and I'm on my way to be Butt Searched.
Say a little prayer for me?
Hugs,
~Allie
The "C" Word...
Colonoscopy
I'm having one of those today. I've had a hernia for some time now that seems to have become more of an issue. I've been having digestive problems.
Last night I started on the "MoviPrep" prescription. 32oz of lemon crap.
Then you sit in the bathroom and see stars. (or was that my People Magazine?)
First thing this morning, I began the ritual all over again... Stars and everything...
My Appointment is at 2pm today, and I haven't eaten a thing since, (What day is it today>?) Sunday night. SUNDAY NIGHT! I'm starving! I'm not even going to talk about it...
So, I've taken the Lemon crap like a good girl, and now I get to go be the Fat girl lying on the table... eh, I think I'd rather be doing something else.
ANYTHING ELSE! :doh:
But, it's worth it... Ben's so supportive, and I'd like to get this all straightened out prior to my future plans. Hey! I've got future plans! :wubu:
So... that's it. The car service comes to get me in a half hour, and I'm on my way to be Butt Searched.
Say a little prayer for me?
Hugs,
~Allie