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Has anyone else encountered this?
"Fat?
Are You Fat?
Take the Quiz!
Fat-Quiz.com"
So went the "sponsored link" in my gmail. I have a considerable belly these days. So I went to ~take the quiz~
Among the strictly scientific questions on the second-most effective "Are You Fat Quiz" available (the most effective would be "pinching"):
1. Stand up, look down, what do you see?
A) A huge gut
B) Your toes
C) A front bum
D) The floor (I have very small feet)
3. Are you sweating right now?
A) Yes
B) No
C) I never stop
D) Aw c'mon, that's not fair. This is hard work!
6. How do you feel about your body?
A) Un happy* *yes, two words
B) Needs work
C) Satisfied
D) I'm a supermodel*
*since when are supermodels satisfied with their bodies? hello largest plastic surgery demographic
7. Do people ask you where the best places to eat are?
A) Yes
B) No
C) Occasionally
11. The first thing you do when getting home is...
A) Look in the fridge* *raaaar fatty smell food!
B) Eat
C) Workout
D) Turn on the TV
12. What type of build is your body?
A) Big boned-ed* *big-boned-ed-ed
B) Large
C) Skinny
D) Muscular
14. What best describes your body?
A) Bean Pole
B) Pear-Shaped
C) Round
D) Brick Sh** House*
*can't it just be a regular shithouse? and they really shaft the apples
15. When you run...
A) Haha, run? Like to the buffet line?
B) My thighs rub together and catch on fire* *noo the flame
C) I'm a machine, I run for days
D) I get tired very easily
18. What is a 'Moo Moo'?
A) My nickname
B) A cow
C) What I'm wearing
19. Do you have 'cankles'?
A) Yes
B) No
C) Huh?
D) No, but my calves could feed a small country
stay out of the small countries, annmarie
I didn't feel like filling out the "quick consumer survey" at the end, but Jenny did, and it told her
"12.5% Congrats! You are a picture of health and that picture is definitely not a panoramic. Keep on keeping on the healthy path."
which is all fine and dandy--she is a picture of health, not to mention totally bonerz--but she's also fat, the one damn thing this thing's supposed to know. what brainiac created this shit? and why is he rich enough to advertise on Google?
"Fat?
Are You Fat?
Take the Quiz!
Fat-Quiz.com"
So went the "sponsored link" in my gmail. I have a considerable belly these days. So I went to ~take the quiz~
Among the strictly scientific questions on the second-most effective "Are You Fat Quiz" available (the most effective would be "pinching"):
1. Stand up, look down, what do you see?
A) A huge gut
B) Your toes
C) A front bum
D) The floor (I have very small feet)
3. Are you sweating right now?
A) Yes
B) No
C) I never stop
D) Aw c'mon, that's not fair. This is hard work!
6. How do you feel about your body?
A) Un happy* *yes, two words
B) Needs work
C) Satisfied
D) I'm a supermodel*
*since when are supermodels satisfied with their bodies? hello largest plastic surgery demographic
7. Do people ask you where the best places to eat are?
A) Yes
B) No
C) Occasionally
11. The first thing you do when getting home is...
A) Look in the fridge* *raaaar fatty smell food!
B) Eat
C) Workout
D) Turn on the TV
12. What type of build is your body?
A) Big boned-ed* *big-boned-ed-ed
B) Large
C) Skinny
D) Muscular
14. What best describes your body?
A) Bean Pole
B) Pear-Shaped
C) Round
D) Brick Sh** House*
*can't it just be a regular shithouse? and they really shaft the apples
15. When you run...
A) Haha, run? Like to the buffet line?
B) My thighs rub together and catch on fire* *noo the flame
C) I'm a machine, I run for days
D) I get tired very easily
18. What is a 'Moo Moo'?
A) My nickname
B) A cow
C) What I'm wearing
19. Do you have 'cankles'?
A) Yes
B) No
C) Huh?
D) No, but my calves could feed a small country
stay out of the small countries, annmarie
I didn't feel like filling out the "quick consumer survey" at the end, but Jenny did, and it told her
"12.5% Congrats! You are a picture of health and that picture is definitely not a panoramic. Keep on keeping on the healthy path."
which is all fine and dandy--she is a picture of health, not to mention totally bonerz--but she's also fat, the one damn thing this thing's supposed to know. what brainiac created this shit? and why is he rich enough to advertise on Google?
