Happy Birtday fattie! Your Horriblescope for today reads:
Cake! :eat2:
"TODAY'S BIRTHDAY (Jan. 31). You sign a new lease on life this year. A bright person in your world makes everything seem new. February, money-making opportunities are stellar. Focus in on the ones that are the least trouble, as they will bring the biggest profit. A lovely turn of events gives you power in April. Moves are featured in September. Libra ('ats me! ) and Scorpio adore you. Your lucky numbers are: 20, 14, 32, 19 and 42."
Cake! :eat2: